Caleb here:

Japan sucks…..I got up this morning after playing some idiotic game of mini-ping pong over a bottle of tequila and I am staring at a hello-kitty towel. Crap, it snowed again, 18″ of new. Guess we will go to Rusutsu. We actually don’t even know where Rusutsu is but we will figure it out. Crap, it’s cold in the parking lot. Gondola to a gondola to a quad. Finally skiing. Crap, it’s not steep enough to turn. Crap, it’s still not steep enough to turn. Guess we know why there are so many straight line crews here. So crowded, there must be 30 people here today. The light is miserable for photos, Anton is a mute, Jennie wants me to get new friends, Tyler looks like a child molester, and Jordan makes our van stink. How long have we been at this? Seems like a prison minute. Wait, is that steep terrain. Disregard everything I wrote. Life is good. Enjoy the photos.

Hide your kids.

Yes.

Anton looking for my glove.

Tyler looking for himself.

And Jordan just trying to look.

So much snow.

Groomer.

If these shots are getting old, then you must not be a skier.

And we also jumped off of some stuff.

Twice.

My camera was feeling the pain by the end of the day.

I'm gonna stop posting captions now......

The beard of Zeus.